whiskey
(written by bill passalacqua)

do not drive on snowy streets
that's the place where fools meet
use your feet but do not drive
if you want to stay alive

do not drive when it sleets
cars do not like icey streets
use your feet but do not drive
if you really must arrive

and keep some whiskey on your table
old grandad likes black label
then when you get bored or frisky
just relax and have some whiskey

if you walk on snowy streets
be sure to wear your deepest cleats
then you can safely tour the block
but do be careful if you walk

and keep some whiskey...

never, ever walk on ice
though skating can be very nice
so strap on blades to glide on glass
or strap a pillow to your ass